Ryan Reynolds made an appearance on David Letterman the other night to talk about married life with Scarlett Johansson, and his unique wedding gift from Samuel L. Jackson - a real live beekeeping kit. We would have expected snakes…
Ryan Reynolds made an appearance on David Letterman the other night to talk about married life with Scarlett Johansson, and his unique wedding gift from Samuel L. Jackson - a real live beekeeping kit. We would have expected snakes…

Ryan Reynolds started EW off with a rather boring interview about acting, sexiness, and video games, but redeemed himself with a quite brilliant suggestion for our favorite TV couple, Jon and Kate Gosselin. Ryan told the mag,
I wanna see Jon & Kate Plus Eight, the Musical. Jon versus Kate. I wanna see four kids on one side, and four kids on the other, snapping menacingly to music as they walk toward one another.
Maybe he could send someone over to tell Kate all about the money that a Broadway show could spew for her family.
Ryan Reyonlds ruins his public image by telling Betty White to “suck a hot cock”. What mean things do you like to say to old ladies?
Scarjo graces the cover of this month’s Allure magazine, and in it, she talks about some little incident years ago where Lindsay BLohan wrote a bad word about her on the wall of an NYC bathroom stall. Sniff Sniff. She says,
That’s what I heard. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’ I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.
Interesting? No.
She also talks about being the motivation behind Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed a Girl”, and on being Woody Allen’s muse. The chick then refuses to talk about how she and Ryan Reynolds met, because “it’s private”.
I like when actors say things are private, cause then we get to have fun speculating on what they’re trying to hide. I think Scarjo met RyRey in the middle of a frog farm while men in boots up to their asses were frog fishing around them with nets. What’s your theory?
Apparently Scarjo and Ryan Reynolds got married with the wild things at Clayoquot Wilderness Resort in Vancouver.
The couple and their guests reportedly fished for salmon and halibut, went horseback riding and mountain biking, had a candlelit dinner, and slept in tents the night before the wedding. Only a select few friends and family were present for the nups, and paparazzi didn’t show because were clueless about the event (and afraid of the night monsters).
The pair are rumored to be planning a bigger celebration in NYC in the near future.
The two sneaky bastards who were engaged in May got hitched in a small private ceremony in Vancouver Canada on Saturday.
Now if they had just alerted the press ahead of time, we wouldn’t all have to rush to get the story out without any photos of the actual event. I mean that /Gossip original comic took forever to draw, and was just about the last thing I wanted to do at 10PM on a Sunday night….