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Levi Johnston Forced To Go Hollywood

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According to Levi Johnston’s new manager Tank Jones, all that damn publicity from knocking up the former vice presidential candidate’s teenage daughter Bristol is forcing him to model and act to support his new son Tripp.

Tank tells People Magazine,

It’s not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn’t gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald’s? … He wants to take care of his son financially.

There’s offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling.

Tank has apparently been taking Levi’s self-described redneck butt out to Hollywood parties, press events, and shopping trips to spruce up his image. On a recent day out, he even convinced the Alaskan manly man to try on some pink fedoras and sparkly jackets - because without a pink fedora, you can’t get anywhere in Hollywood.

According to Tank, Levi would still much rather go hunting and fishing in a flannel shirt, but he’s now giving in and wearing the torturous Hollywood hat to man up and support his son.

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Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston recently sat down for an interview with GQ magazine, where he ran his mouth about hunting, fishing, camping, and the new car that Bristol’s parents offered her in exchange for getting rid of his trashy self.

Even though his relationship with Sarah and Todd Palin is probably still strained, Levi admitted that things with Tripp’s momma Bristol have been improving. The baby is now actually allowed over his house for visits.

Levi also took the opportunity to demonstrate his talent for shirtless diaper changing. We’re sure Sarah and Todd will be thrilled when they see that.

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Levi Johnston Does Tyra Banks

Levi spills the Palin family secrets on Tyra’s couch. Check out part 2 after the jump.

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Sarah Palin Pardon’s a Turkey…

…Then gives an interview in front of a guy slaughtering turkeys, one after another… LOL

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John McCain Is Funny Not

John McCain did SNL the other night. His suit was so tight there was no room for the funny.

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Sarah Palin Gets Punk’d

Sarah Palin spent over 7 minutes speaking with who she thought was French president Nicolas Sarkozy on the phone Saturday.

Meanwhile, we’re hearing that Barack Obama’s aunt is an illegal immigrant. Oooooo.

Politics is like watching fat clowns get outta little cars.

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Sarah Palin and Mark Wahlberg Do SNL

That woman is not funny.

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Get Your Free Palin/Biden Masks Today!

If Hairy-Kate and Trashley aren’t your thing, perhaps you would prefer to go with these quality masks instead.  Click here to print yours now.

Looks like green was the new black, but now, paper masks are totally the new green….

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I know I have.  Well if you’re like me, you’ll love this product.  Adult product makers Topco have come up with a This is NOT Sarah Palin blow up doll.  It looks so much like our good friend SP though, that you won’t be able to tell the difference.

Now excuse me, I’m going to go have some fun.

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Here’s what we gather from the interview. Paris will always wear heels as president, she won’t have a cabinet, she’ll have a closet, and she’ll be having lots of “secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.”

And what fashion advice does Paris have for her opponent’s VP pick?

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.

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Diddy Makes An Ass Out Of Himself Again

I’m scared of Palin too, but Diddy, whatever you’re trying to do, it’s not working man.

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Sarah Palin Playing The Flute

Nice dress. Now I really need the visual. Did you go to band camp, Mrs. Palin?

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See Sarah Palin In A Swimsuit

You can watch the video here. Now that’s some hot ass.

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Sarah Palin Disney Movie Trailer

So funny it’s not funny.

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Some dude has created an app that will tell you what your birth certificate would say if you were lucky enough to be born into Sarah Palin’s family.  Try it out here.

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