America’s favorite plastic robot person, Shauna Sand revealed today that she secretly dated Chace Crawford for a year back when he was about 18 and she was 32. Shauna told reporters,

He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him! I even gave him a key to my apartment.

One of Chace’s friends confirmed the hook-up, saying,

Chace told me, ‘Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I’ll never forget it!’

The couple broke up when Shauna got remarried, but they supposedly got back together again after her divorce number 2 in 2007.

Apparently, Shauna gave Star Magazine the gory deets about their sex life. You can read them in their new issue if you’re not too grossed out to know.

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Vivid Entertainment shot out a press release yesterday, announcing the fact that their star porn star Shauna Sand - who originally tried to block the company from releasing her sex tape, had decided to hop on board, and start actually working to promote the thing. The release read,

Shauna took control of distribution of her sizzling sex tape, which Vivid Entertainment had obtained and planned to release. She now is cooperating with Vivid in the release of Shauna Sand Exposed and is prepared to talk about the tape in detail, why she dropped her lawsuit against Vivid and her plans for the future.

Plastic body parts don’t pay for themselves.

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If you’re into plastic people sex, you’re in luck. Shauna Sand has just dropped her sex tape battle against Vivid Entertainment. Apparently, Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch hired a handwriting expert to prove that Shauna herself had signed papers, authorizing Vivid to release the tape.

Shauna’s lawyer had sent Vivid a cease and desist letter a few weeks ago regarding the video. Steven argued at the time that he had all of the proper authorization to release the tape to the public. He presented the signed paperwork to Shauna on Thursday, and after realizing that she didn’t have a case, Shauna withdrew her complaint.

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Shauna Sand released some middle school kid’s film project a video today, announcing that she would be selling some of her clothes, shoes, etc. on Ebay.

Note, this isn’t for charity. She just needs cash.

Fact: Did you know that this woman actually holds a Bachelor’s degree in International Business Administration?

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Behold: the cover of that sex tape that Shauna Sand has been trying to block Vivid Entertainment from releasing. The tape features her having intimate relations with her boyfriend.

No word yet on how the tape leaked to the public, but Vivid founder Steven Hirsch claimed yesterday that he purchased it from a legitimate third party.

The horror flick will be available for public purchase on October 19.

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Shauna Sand filed a restraining order against her husband, Romain Chavent yesterday, and now she’s filing for divorce.  Big Lips claims that her boy toy “hit me in the breasts, which I just had reconstructive surgery.”

Shauna also claims that Romain punched her in the stomach, threw her against a wall, and strangled her.  She also says that he “threatened to sell nude photos of my children that he took of them when he was babysitting,” but apparently, the breaking point was the boob punch.

What is this bitch famous for again?

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