Some lady is suing Simon Cowell and his ex girlfriend Terri Seymour for stealing her shoes.

She’s claiming that she went to the Cowell house to interview for a job as a personal chef. When she got there, Terri asked her to take off her shoes and put on a clean pair which she provided. After the interview, the woman supposedly left the house and forgot to change her shoes back. According to her, the shoes that she left behind had some special $500 insoles in them. When she went back to try to get her shoes, Terri’s assistant supposedly tried to give her some shoes that weren’t hers.

She’s suing the ex-couple for $661.59 for the shoes and insoles, and the $9 that she spent in gas to drive over to pick up the wrong pair.

Simon and Terri’s rep claims that the shoes that they tried to return to her were indeed the right ones. The rep is calling this a “ridiculous story”.

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The woman accused of attempting to choke Simon Cowell’s girlfriend, Terri Seymour after an American Idol taping was reportedly sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to one count of battery in court yesterday.

Janice Thibodeaux was sentenced to 3 years probation and 20 days of community service. She is also required to choose to either attend anger management courses, or to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

She’ll be back in court on July 16 for a progress check.

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Simon Cowell’s ex girlfriend Terri Seymour has just been granted a temporary restraining order against Janice Thibodeaux, the woman who allegedly attempted to choke her outside of the American Idol Finale last week.

Terri filed the restraining order in LA County Superior Court yesterday, stating that Terri was afraid that Janice would come after her again, and that the the incident left her “in fear for her life and caused her severe emotional distress”.

Janice is due in court to face her charges on June 4th.

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The woman accused of attacking Simon Cowell’s ex, Terri Seymour after the American Idol taping the other night, was charged yesterday with battery and assault.

Since the incident, Janice Thibodeaux has made a statement, saying,

I wasn’t cool with Simon Cowell choking Paula Abdul on the show last week and with her crying-out ‘help’ as he did so. Nobody said anything about that so I wanted to confront him about it because that is not appropriate behavior, is it? She was taking some photographs with her camera and I knew she was his girlfriend so I went up to her to tell her how I felt. We started arguing and then I put my hands around her neck and started choking her just like Simon had done with Paula. Then I walked away and I was tackled by the police but I don’t regret what I did because of what Simon did to Paula, nobody seemed to care about that.

Despite the public confession, Janice pleaded not guilty to all charges.  Her bail is set at $20,000, and she’ll be due back in court on June 4th.

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According to TMZ, Simon Cowell’s ex girlfriend Terri Seymour was attacked after the taping of the American Idol finale yesterday.

Sources say that Terri was outside of the Nokia Theatre complex in LA when a woman named Janice Thibodeaux began choking Terri after asking her if she and Simon were still dating.  Janice was promptly arrested and booked on felony battery charges.  She is currently being held on $52,700 bail.

Terri, who refused medical treatment at the scene, is reportedly doing fine.

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MSNBC is reporting that after Terri broke things off with Simon, he gave her a $9 million parting gift.

Simon reportedly gave Terri $5 million cash, and another $4.6 million to buy herself a house. The $5 million cash should just about cover the taxes on that whole gift.

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The Mirror is reporting that Simon Cowell is vowing to give up women after his craptacious break-up with girlfriend Terri Seymour.  That leaves him with only one other option!  Gay!  Not happy gay though.  Simon Cowell is never happy.

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Haha. You see what I did in the title there? LOL.

So word is that our favorite mean person, Simon Cowell has just broken up with his longtime girlfriend, Terri Seymour.

Friends of the couple are blaming the failure on the fact that Terri wanted kids, and Simon wasn’t interested. Well, all for the better. Simon probably shouldn’t be breeding any annoyingly scary children anyways. Can you imagine what their spawns would be like (see comic above)?

Simon’s mommy is reportedly sad that the pair have ended things. She says that Terri is like family. Simon’s family is hoping he’ll change his mind about having kids, and get back together with Terri. We think he should shove a dull knife in our heads.

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