One of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses, Joslyn James has just launched her new website, sextingjoslynjames.com, and on it, you’ll find over 100 text messages (supposedly) sent to her from Tiger.
The messages include gems such as:
-”I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you”
-”Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.”
-”I want to be deep inside you”
-”You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you”.
And those are just the mild ones…
Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Nordegren reportedly spent three hours meeting with her lawyer in her rented home earlier this week (not the home that Tiger is living in).
According to a neighborly spy, when the lawyer left the house, he was carrying several boxes of documents. Sources say that the couple aren’t planning to divorce, and that the meeting was about nothing more than the financial well-being of their kids.
Tiger Woods has confirmed rumors that he will be making his golf comeback at the Masters next month. He released a statement saying,
The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.
The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it’s been a while since I last played.
I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I’m returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.
When I finally got into a position to think about competitive golf again, it became apparent to me that the Masters would be the earliest I could play.
According to one of Tiger Woods’ fellow PGA golfers, Mark Calcavecchia, Tiger changed his cell number five times last year.
Mark told Golf.com that he didn’t really find Tiger’s wandering phone number to be suspicious, but that he did joke with him about it, saying, “Man, you change phone numbers more than I change underwear”.
He added that he knew that Tiger was sleeping with a girl from Arizona around 2004, but was unsure about whether or not he was married at the time.
Tiger proposed to his wife Elin in 2003, and married her in 2004.
Workers were reportedly spotted unloading some unidentified objects out of a large truck and into Tiger Woods’ house yesterday afternoon, prompting speculation that Tiger’s wife Elin was moving herself (hiring people to move her, rather) back in.
As reported yesterday, Elin was seen hugging her husband in the backyard of the home, and Tiger had supposedly asked her to move back into the house by the weekend.
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin is reportedly moving herself out of her guest house, and back in to the family’s Florida home.
Radar Online is reporting that Elin spent three hours in the backyard of the house with Tiger yesterday, and the nosy neighbors even spotted them hugging and kissing on the cheek. Tiger is now pressuring Elin to move back in this weekend.
Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton apparently have nothing better to do than to call a sex-addicted golfer to wish him well in rehab.
Golf Digest claims that both presidents called Tiger Woods recently to “offer encouragement” to him during this difficult time. President Clinton has been friends with Tiger and his wife Elin since 2006, and Obama maybe just wanted to join in on the action?
Obama told the magazine, “I’m a strong believer that anybody can look within themselves, find their flaws and fix them”.
Gatorade finally announced that they would be officially cutting off business ties with Tiger Woods’ cheating ass today in a statement that read,
I can confirm that we no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing efforts and have ended our relationship. We wish Tiger all the best.
The company added that they would continue to support Tiger’s charity.
Tiger Woods’ lawyers have just banned PETA from releasing their latest billboard campaign featuring their sex-addicted client.
PETA explained their reasoning behind the campaign, saying,
While the world has been transfixed by the story of Tiger Woods’ sex life, we’ve been trying to put the focus where it belongs. Instead of talking about what a pro golfer did in his private life, we’re trying to focus the discussion on how we can all help reduce the homeless animal population by simply spaying and neutering.
Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren have issued an apology letter to the parents of the kids at at the Premier Academy in Windermere, Florida, where their 2-year-old daughter Sam attends school. The letter reads:
Dear Premier Academy parents, We would like to share our appreciation for your support over the past several months and offer our personal apology for any inconvenience you are experiencing due to the increased media scrutiny surrounding our children.
We truly understand how frustrating it can be. We hope that the paparazzi will find something better to do with their time in the near future.
In the meantime, it is our goal to keep life as normal as possible for our children. We are sure that as parents you can appreciate that. For Sam, that normalcy means attending the school that she enjoys so much.
Again, we truly appreciate the support from the entire Premier Academy family.
Kind regards, Elin and Tiger Woods
The school was forced to hire an off-duty police officer after members of the paparazzi began showing up to try to get a shot of the couple and their kids.
Tiger Woods and his wife Elin were spotted playing tennis together on Saturday afternoon, according to sources.
In what was probably an attempt to get some good PR, Elin and Tiger then flew out of Orlando together on the same plane.
Tiger noted in his public apology on Friday that he and his wife would be talking and continuing to work on their marriage. He’s now heading back to rehab to spend some more time dealing with the sex addiction.
Tiger Woods’ mother Kultida faced reporters after her son’s apology speech this morning, and insisted that she was “so proud to be his mother. Period”.
She added,
As a human being everyone has faults, makes mistakes and sins. We all do. But, we move on when we make a mistake and learn from it. He didn’t kill anybody. He didn’t do anything illegal … People don’t understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul.
If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first.
Just minutes ago, Tiger Woods finally made his public apology, where he fake-groveled to his wife Elin (who was not present), children, and the general public. During his over-rehearsed speech, Tiger noted that yes, he did have a ridiculous number of affairs, and no, Elin is not a husband abuser. Obviously, Tiger is not an actor.
Tiger will be heading back to rehab tomorrow to continue his treatment for sex addiction.
Video of the apology coming soon.
Update: Video, above.
Tiger Woods’ people are calling fake on the golfer’s public apology that was leaked on the air by a North Carolina radio station earlier today. The statement supposedly read:
Directly to the point there is no one to blame but me for the mess I have put my wife and family through. I accept total and complete responsibility. My wife and I have been trying to work things out but sadly things have not worked out. Again all the blame is upon me. We have decided to live apart with me having mutually agreed upon times when I can be with our children. I know that the world wants all the details of what transpired in our marriage but that is between my wife and I and will remain that way. I have to get on my life and that means playing golf again. I have contacted The Masters and have informed them that my plan is to resume The Masters and they have said that they would welcome me with open arms. For that I am most grateful for I deserve nothing. Finally I want to thank all my fans around the world for standing by me when I let you down horribly. I failed all of you about as badly as a person can. I apologize to everyone of you. I promise all of you that you will see a new Tiger Woods, a better Tiger Woods and I will not let you down. Now I’d like , by the grace of God and with His help, to get back to what I do best and that is playing golf. See you all at The Masters. God Bless you all. Tiger Woods.
Tiger will be making his real apology tomorrow at 8 a.m. PT.
The hordes of paparazzi that spent the past few weeks camping out for the money shot of Tiger Woods fresh out of rehab pretty much suffered a collective heart attack yesterday when Tiger’s management team released this reportedly set-up photo of Tiger jogging in Florida.
According to a source, the photo was taken by famous sports photographer, Sam Greenwood, and released through Getty images by Tiger’s press people. It was well-composed with every detail accounted for, down to the Nike logos on his clothing and lack of wedding ring. Tiger’s reps have refused to comment on the photo.
