A judge denied Yvette Monet’s request to turn a temporary restraining order against her ex-boyfriend Verne Troyer into a permanent one yesterday, after determining that Verne was not a threat to her safety.
Yvette originally accused Verne of calling her a hooker and threatening her over the phone. She also told the judge that she was afraid that Verne would send a friend out to kill her.
Verne vehemently denied all of the allegations, and the judge sided with him after reviewing the evidence.
Who knew Verne Troyer was so scary? The small actor’s ex girlfriend Yvette Monet was granted a temporary restraining order against him, after he supposedly made several threatening phone calls, calling her a hooker.
Yvette told the judge in the case that Verne had friends that regularly carried guns, and she was afraid that he would have her killed.
Verne’s lawyer is insisting that his client never placed the alleged calls. He’ll be taking Yvette to court soon to fight the thing out.
On last night’s episode of UK Celebrity Big Brother, Verne Troyer took a moment to talk about working with Heath Ledger. We’ll put aside the Mini-Me sex jokes for 4 minutes while you watch this moving clip.
Last year, Verne Troyer got hit with a sex tape scandal when his ex gf Ranae Shrider decided to release their hot midget sex video to the public. Now, more of Verne’s dirty sex details are being released, this time by ex-wife, Playboy Playmate, Genevieve Gallen.
Just so you know, here are some highlights about sexy time with Verne:
- It takes yoga practice to make love to a midget.
- Verne has enough juices to go at it up to 10 times a day.
- Verne’s toilet looks like a baby potty.
- He likes when women play slutty dress up for him, especially if they are wearing red.
- Verne uses a little chair to help him reach his bed.
- Verne is very very small down there.
Anything else you want to know? Me neither.
Remember last month when Gary Coleman hit a guy with his car? Well now, the guy, Colt Rushton, is suing because he’s claiming that Coleman caused him bodily harm. The good part of this story is that since the dude’s suing, we now have details on the incident. Yay.
Apparently, the whole debacle began when Rushton took a photo of Coleman outside of a bowling alley in UT. Coleman’s bodyguard told Rushton he would have to pay $20 per photo if he continued to snap (do you accept credit cards, sir?). Rushton says he then stopped taking pictures, but later saw Coleman sitting in his truck, which was apparently a visual too funny to let be, so he took another photo. Rushton was then attacked by Coleman and either his wife or bodyguard (he wasn’t sure which one). Coleman then got into his car, and hit Rushton as he was trying to leave the lot.
I’m totally convinced that Gary Coleman should dump his wife and date Verne Troyer, and they should make a reality show about it.
I can’t describe this, you need to see this for yourself. Verne Troyer and Ranae Shrider’s sex tape has hit the net. For just $9.95, you can see the hottest midget porn on the web…. if you’re into that kinda thing, you sick bastard.
We’ve decided to do a weekly update since so many stories develop after we first report them (and most of the updates aren’t worthy of a full post). So… here goes.
1. It seems Hayden Panettiere’s mom and dad were both too drunk to remember what got dad Alan thrown in jail. The two were spotted walking their dogs the next day as if nothing happened.
2. John Edwards, who cheated on his wife with some fugly bitch is now digging himself into deeper shit. John’s mistress Rielle Hunter was reportedly initially paid with campaign money to keep quiet about the affair.
3. Verne Troyer, whose sex tape has recently been sold by ex-gf Ranae Shrider has been seen around town with random chicks on his scooter.
4. Jennifer Aniston reportedly was the one doing the dumping in the Mayer-Aniston break up. Apparently John was checking out other women, and Jen got sick of it. Also, contrary to previous rumors, Jen isn’t dating a model.
5. Peaches Geldof has returned to London after her random Vegas wedding with Max Drummey. Her first night back was spent with Faris Badwan, the dude who was her boyfriend up until Max shoved a ring on her finger. Peaches is now on her way to meet her father Sir Bob, and explain to him WTF she just did.
6. Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy Casey Aldridge is denying that he had an affair with slut Kelli Dawson. He says the two were only together before he started dating Jamie Lynn. Apparently the old lady was just out for some attention.
7. The dudes who claim they found Bigfoot had a press conference. They say they will show proof of the hairy guy on Monday after they consult with “scientists”.
Troyer’s ex Ranae Shrider’s manager Holly Bannon has reportedly said that Shrider has sold the couple’s sex tape for $5000 to a private collector. Bannon says, “She just wanted to be rid of it”.
Ummm let me get this straight. Unibrow chick wanted to be rid of an incredibly embarrassing, not to mention puke-worthy sex tape of herself doing it with a midget, so she sold it to some random dude for 5 grand? Oh OK, that makes sense.
The /Gossip original comic above illustrates what this tape really looks like. Seriously, we’re not exaggerating here.
We reported earlier that Verne Troyer is suing his ex GF Ranae Shrider for throwing him on the floor. Ranae’s camp is hitting back now, saying that Verne is a liar. Her rep Holly Bannon says,
This lawsuit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less than average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru.
Bannon goes on to say that Verne was actually the one doing the abusing, by kicking Ranae and her dog Lacy, and hitting them with his “reaching sticks” while drunk. Why is this whole situation so funny to me?
That’s right, Mini-Me is suing his sex tape leaker Ranae Shrider for intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery after he claims that she threw him on the floor. His Lawyer says, “When you pick up a 2′8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”
Sorry, the visual here is too good to not do a /Gossip original comic.
Have you seen the sex tape clips yet? If not, you can take a look here - warning, this is not for the faint of heart, unless you’re into incredibly hot midget sex. If that’s the case, you might just enjoy what you are about to see. A /Gossip original comic is above for those of you who are too mortified by the idea to actually watch the vid.
Verne Troyer tells E! that he thinks his former GF Ranae Shrider gave the footage to TMZ because he decided to break up with her after six months together. Even weirder, apparently this skank ass bitch still lives with Troyer, and he’s trying to legally throw her out.
He says,
She’s still in the house, makes it even harder to, you know, not strangle her.
“I don’t get it,” you say, “I know Verne’s hot and all, but that nasty ho with the unibrow is gross. Why would she want everyone to see her naked?”
Don’t ask us, we just report what we hear.
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