Angelina Jolie’s kids picked up a little pocket change from Ange’s mom’s will last week.

The kid’s grandmother Marcheline Bertrand, who died from cancer in 2007, left Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh $100,000 each. The money is currently sitting in a trust fund, which will be accessible to the kids when they turn 25.

Angelina’s other children, Pax, Knox, and Vivienne did not receive an inheritance from Marcheline because her will was last updated in 2006 before they came into the picture.

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Brad Pitt sat down recently with Hello! Magazine to talk about his family again. Anyone else getting sick of hearing about his kids? He says,

It’s chaos at times but there’s also such joy in our house right now. I look down at the family and I see our boy from Vietnam [Pax] and our daughter from Ethiopia [Zahara] and our girl’s from Namibia [Shiloh was born there] and our son who’s from Cambodia [Maddox], and… they are all brothers and sisters, man. They are all the same blood.

Um.. technically, no (science!) they’re not the same blood except the three that actually fell out of Angelina’s vagina.

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Forbes has released their list of “The 10 Hottest Celebrity Tots”, and only included kids under 5, so Maddox Jolie-Pitt got too big to make it on the list. Three of his siblings showed up on it though, and Suri Cruise took the top spot which is weird cause that kid effing hates the press. Forbes chose her because she had the most blog mentions above any other celebaby. Half of those blogs were probably just musing about what planet she hailed from.

Here’s the rest of the list, if you so care.

Suri Cruise
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Pax Jolie-Pitt
Sam Alexis Wood
Cruz Beckham
Matilda Rose Ledger
David Banda
Sean Preston Federline
Sam Sheen

I wonder why Violet Affleck didn’t make it on the list. She’s like the only spawn I can think of that I can’t find a way to make fun of, no matter how hard I try.

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Last week, several websites (not us) posted pictures of the Jolie-Pitt kids, minus the new twins, playing outside of their French home, and Brad Pitt’s lawyers sent cease and desist letters to several parties, threatening legal action if the pics were not taken down.

The photographer, who used a telephoto lens to catch the action, had already sold the images to an unnamed photo agency. The agency has since taken the images off its website, and agreed to stop selling them.

The Smoking Gun, one of the sites that had posted the images has now made public their copy of Brad’s cease and desist letter.

Since we legally can’t post the images, I’ve drawn a /Gossip original comic illustrating what you might have seen if you had seen the images before they had to be taken down. I’m doing this from memory, so I’m 100% sure that at least 70% of the info in this comic is correct.

By the way, if anyone knows where I can buy that giant inflatable ball that Pax is playing with, please let me know. That thing looks so totally awesome.

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